Art of The Deal in the Ali-Kureshi Household:, (Earlier tonight, the son had just soiled his diaper), Me: Let’s clean your butt

Art of The Deal in the Ali-Kureshi Household:
(Earlier tonight, the son had just soiled his diaper)
Me: Let’s clean your butt.
Son: (randomly) I want a lemon.
Me: Why?
Son: I want a lemon.
Me: I’ll give you a lemon for a butt.
Son: Lemon for a butt?
Me: Yes.
Son: Hmmm ok.
(Son lets me clean his mud butt. I give him a lemon. Daughter grabs it & runs away)

3 thoughts on “Art of The Deal in the Ali-Kureshi Household:, (Earlier tonight, the son had just soiled his diaper), Me: Let’s clean your butt”

  1. Beware, you are going to make “butt” his favorite word, and he will repeat it over and over in the most awkward situations

  2. Wajahat Ali I see a new book on the horizon…. “Self rearing aka Wajahat style. Your messages are so brilliant. I can see how humor wins the day!!

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